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These Ain​’​t My Pants

from Critical Hit by Bingly and The Rogues

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Slept through my alarm and I was running out the door
Grabbed a pair of pants that I saw lying on the floor
Jumped onto the bus and saw a seat next to my friend
But I could not sit down because them pants they would not bend

These ain’t my pants
that I’m wearing
something’ ‘bout them just ain’t sitting right
These ain’t my pants
So please stop staring
They’re way too short and squeezing me too tigh

Everyone just laughs at me as I stride down the hall
I’m walking kinda weird cuz I can’t feel my legs at all
These pants look like they’re painted on, whose are they anyway?
I feel like such a nincompoop they’re ruining my day

These ain’t my pants
That I’m wearing
Something’ ‘bout them just ain’t sitting right
These ain’t my pants
So please stop staring
They’re way too short and squeezing me too tight

When I got home my mom she just took one look at me
And said, why are you wearing brother’s pants – they’re too small don’t you see
I said I know mom I spent the whole day inside these silly jeans
Now go on get and grab some scissors and cut them off of me

These ain’t my pants
that I’m wearing
something’ ‘bout them just ain’t sitting right
These ain’t my pants
So please stop staring
They’re way too short and squeezing me too tight

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from Critical Hit, released July 12, 2019
Music: Justin Gregg
Lyrics: Justin Gregg, Ranke de Vries, Laura Teasdale
Vocals: Laura Teasdale
Backup vocals: Jenn Priddle, Justin Gregg, Ranke de Vries
Programming: Justin Gregg
Guitar: Jake Hanlon

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Bingly and The Rogues Nova Scotia

Fun and funny music for kids that you won't mind playing over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over again. We write music for and with children in the “lost” years of children’s music: ages 6 to 12.

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